Friday, March 4, 2011

Formal Introduction

I haven't really formally introduced myself yet, have I? I'm um sorry about that. My names Bill. Bill Reather. Interesting name, huh? I think my mother was cruelly prophetic, because I happen to have asthma.

Besides the name, nothing else about me is interesting. I'm just a collegiate dropout, left behind by everyone else. And I am stuck in suburban New Jersey. But that's alright. I'm comfortable this way, at least.

I don't know what else to say. What else could I say about me?

It's getting late here. It's so cold here.

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